the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system
i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do
Anonymous asked:
*puts you in a glue trap puts you in a glue trap puts you in a glue trap puts you in a g-
OI! Keep it up and you’re going to lookout point!!! What did you hope to accomplish with this, eh? A murder? Pathetic.
I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane
Anonymous asked:
khajiit has wears if you have coin
Ah, a merchant! Welcome! What can I have for four hundred and twenty septims?
Anonymous asked:
Does. Sheogorath. Is. Gay?
WELL OF COURSE! I do not abide by conventional means of attraction. The same goes for gender AND gender presentation! I simplify myself for mortal minds, but I am far beyond the norms!
Now who am I gay FOR? That’s something I’ll leave to fester in your head. :)
i miss when pcs had that glass/glossy look to its windows&tabs and general graphics it was really nice. everything was friendlier i think
It can be quite challenging existing as a member of a system, and having to share a body that doesn’t look or feel like yours. Here’s to headmates in systems who experience dysphoria as a result of this!
Shoutout to therian, otherkin, or nonhuman headmates who get species dysphoria from existing in a human body!
Shoutout to headmates who look visibly different from the body and get dysphoria from seeing their reflection!
Shoutout to headmates with voices that sound different from the body’s and get dysphoria whenever they hear themselves speak!
Shoutout to headmates whose body and voice dysphoria stems from being a different gender than the body!
Shoutout to headmates who receive hormone replacement therapy or voice training, who dye their hair, get tattoos, paint their nails, and do other things to help themself and their headmates relieve some of their dysphoria!
Shoutout to headmates who have dysphoria in a mostly non-dysphoric system!
Dealing with dysphoria can be overwhelming, discouraging, and quite painful. If you or someone in your system is struggling with this, we wish you hope, healing, and peace with yourself and your body. Hopefully you can one day transition in a way that helps you live your best life! If not, however, please know that there are people in your life who love and care for you just the way you are and see you the way you want to be seen! You don’t have to be physically nonhuman in order to be accepted as one. You don’t have to be fully transitioned in order to be accepted as whatever gender you are!
We wish the very best for you and your system as you continue to live with body and/or voice dysphoria. Please know that things will get better one day! And until then we’ll be here rooting for you!
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